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One of The Cool Parents

I’m not sure I have any business writing about this, but the news hit me deep and I feel lost within its reality. In many ways I lack the words to express how I feel, and yet writing seems to be the only way I know how to process it. It’s an awkward tension.

On a recent trip to my hometown I was notified that a friend of mine had passed away. I say “friend of mine” and yet I hadn’t seen her in about six years. Even then, it was a grocery store passing, a quick hug and life update. I hadn’t been an active part of her life, nor she mine, in nearly 20 years. How does time go by that fast?

Truth be told, I don’t know if I thought of her as a “friend” when I knew her best, which was in my teens and 20s, only because she wasn’t just a friend, she was my (former) boyfriend’s mom. When I first met her at 14, I didn’t know kids and parents could be friends. She was definitely one of the cool parents, but that was as close as teen/parent relationships got in the late 90s/early 2000s, at least with other people’s parents- they were either cool or not cool.

My parents were pastors, so I’m not sure the other kids thought of them as cool, especially since we never had the good snacks, or cable. My boyfriend on the other hand, his parents were cool, they had the good snacks, cable and a boat. Though they were cool, I was nervous to meet his parents for the first time, especially his mom, girls are always nervous to meet the mom. Despite being so young, I remember very vividly Mrs. Lisa’s smile and her laugh- it was a good hearty laugh that made you want to think of a joke just to make her laugh again.

I dated her son from the time I was 14 until just before I turned 21, and seeing as I spent half of my time at his house, she was, in fact, more than a friend, she was like a second mom to me in those formative years of life. Despite being young and “in love,” unaware at the time that high school romances didn’t have the best success rate, she only ever made me feel like a permanent fixture in her family.

High school is an odd enough time, trying to navigate it is confusing and awkward. All I ever wanted (for whatever reason) was to fit in. I wanted what I think most people want, to be loved and accepted. When my high school boyfriend first showed interest in me, I was shocked. I was not “eye-catching,” I wore sweater vests and braces and was too self-conscious to have developed much of a personality at 14, so I really didn’t know what he “saw,” but when we met, something clicked instantly. This was at a time when parents still drove their kids to the movies and usually sat three rows back. Two curious 14 year olds in a dark movie theater with no supervision? “Yea right,” my dad would say.

Essentially we grew up together, sweet 16s, driver’s permits and licenses, high school graduation, college acceptances and tailgate parties, sharing time at each other’s house with each other’s parents. Despite being young, my parents loved him, so much so that they bent the “no dating till 16” rule. I not only loved him, I loved his parents, and they loved me too. I know this because I felt it, and if there’s one thing a teenager knows, it’s their feelings and how other people make them feel.

His family lived in a beautiful house on the Black River in Georgetown, SC. It was a 30 minute drive exactly from my house to his, which at such a young age felt like an eternity, but it was always worth the drive. I was greeted first by the dogs in the driveway, and then, with a smile on her face, Mrs. Lisa. She didn’t wait inside for me to make my way to the door, she’d always come out to say hello, give me a hug, and immediately I felt welcomed. Did I want a snack or anything to drink? How was my momma?

At the time, her greeting and questions seemed normal, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned that not as many people are so quick to make such an effort to make you feel welcomed into their home. It’s actually an art, so much so that someone wrote a book about it, The Art of Gathering. I remember reading “when hosting a gathering and people come to your home, don’t just stay busy in the kitchen and expect them to come find you, be the first person to welcome them in and show them you are glad they are there.” That was Mrs. Lisa, whether there was a gathering or not, she was there to welcome you in.

I was an odd mix of outgoing and shy in high school. I was prone to express myself while simultaneously getting caught up in the opinions of others, stifling any sort of self expression I had stirring within me. With parents around I would usually get quiet in social situations, but when I felt like no one was expecting me to behave, I’d be the one dancing, doing impressions and taking any dare that came my way— jump in the pool with my clothes on? Of course! Eat an entire stick of butter? Sure, why not? I was reserved and outlandish at the same time.

While I always wanted to behave properly in front of my boyfriend’s mom, Mrs. Lisa knew I had a wild side, if for no other reason than she attended nearly every high school basketball game I had played in (her daughter also being on the team). So despite my “nice girl” image, she saw me foul out nearly every single game, often getting a technical called because I’d get so aggressive. Truly, I was a horrible human when I played basketball, nicknamed the Tasmanian Devil for just how chaotic I could get. And yet, Mrs. Lisa never once brought up my behavior on the court, she just loved on me and remained a safe space for me to keep growing up around.

For almost seven years we spent birthdays and holidays together. Every year for Christmas Mrs. Lisa got me a new pair of pajamas, which was always one of my favorite gifts. They weren’t just any random pair of pajamas, they were perfect for me, they were intentional. Mrs. Lisa’s pajamas were pajamas I would have picked out for myself if I could have afforded them. My most favorite were a pair of purple leopard print pajamas, I wore them so long (well after her son and I broke up) that the purple eventually faded into grey.

With any breakup there comes a time when you let go of (get rid of) all the things that remind you of the other person. That’s never been easy for me, I’m a story person who loves memories, not to mention I’ve dated some pretty good gift-givers, the best of which was my high-school-sweetheart, and his mother. Pajamas from Mrs. Lisa were the last item I still owned long after that high-school-sweetheart relationship ended and we’d both moved on. I justified keeping them because they were from Mrs. Lisa, not from my ex.

Truth be told, I’m not entirely sure I handled that break up well (I’m also not entirely sure how one does handle a break up well). I was so confused, but who isn’t when they’re almost 21, about to graduate college and still unsure of who they are and what they believe? There was a period of time, as with any breakup, where we were still seeing each other on occasion, along with each other’s families. But when things were “officially over,” that was the unexpected hit, losing the family that had become my own. No one prepares you for that.

If felt unfair that I had grown up with these people, Mrs. Lisa and Mr. Perry, who I’d come to love as family and just like that, they weren’t a part of my life anymore. I remember writing a letter to Mrs. Lisa that I still loved her and missed her. I think in a fit of grief I ripped it up, and must of calmed down at some point because I taped it back together and eventually gave it to her, in person, explaining I had ripped it up and taped it back together (who does that?). She hugged me and thanked me and said she still loved me, which meant a lot knowing her allegiance was to her son (rightfully so). I had more closure with her than I did with the ending of my relationship, but I felt at peace knowing she didn’t hate me.

From time to time when I would come home on visits I would run into Mrs. Lisa at the beach or in the grocery store, always a hug, a smile, and a few times, tears in our eyes. It was odd seeing someone you loved so much, who you had history with, knowing you only had a brief moment with them before things went back to them not being a part of your life anymore. I always wanted to linger but never knew how.

And that was the last time I saw her, one of those moments in the grocery store with tears in our eyes, long past the season of life in which we knew each other. I’m happily married now, and I can honestly say I’ve often still hoped to run into her again when visiting home. There’s been plenty of times I’ve kept my eyes peeled for her in the grocery store or at a restaurant in Georgetown, thirsty for one more hug from her, a mom who saw me through all of high school up through college, still wanting her to be proud of me.

That’s the kind of person Mrs. Lisa was, so kind-hearted and good-natured that nearly 20 years have gone by since I’ve been a part of her life and she mine, and yet I feel like I’ve lost a good friend. I’ve been caught off guard by just how hard it hit me, like I shouldn’t be so affected. The only thing I can attribute it to is who Mrs. Lisa was. She leaves that kind of an impact, whether you knew her for an afternoon or the entirety of your life, she made you feel so loved and so seen that there’s a void in her absence.

Despite having moved away long ago, now being back I feel a shift in atmosphere in Georgetown County knowing it lacks her presence. I simply cannot wrap my head around it. I have read her obituary so many times just to be sure it’s real. I keep thinking one of these times I will check again and it won’t be there, it shouldn’t be there. And yet there it is, her name next to the word “obituary,” a brief commentary on the beautiful life she lived and the heart she had for people, especially her family.

Two nights ago I laid in bed and for the first time in years, I talked to her. I cried and I said all the things I had perhaps wanted to say (but didn’t know how) when I was either too young or too unsure if it was “appropriate.” I said all the things I didn’t have time to say in the grocery store or passing by on the beach. I said goodbye, again, and I thanked her for loving me when I was young and at my most vulnerable. I thanked her for not just being a mom in my life, but being a friend. I’ve always missed her, so this feeling of missing her isn’t new, but it feels more final, at least on this side of eternity, and that part is hard to stomach. I’m grateful we shared a faith in which we believe in an afterlife and therefore no death is final, but I’ll be honest, it doesn’t lessen the pain or make it any easier.

I do believe in celebrating one’s life, but I also believe in grieving loss, and the loss of Mrs. Lisa’s life is certainly worth grieving over. For the last 20 years it’s always been possible that I run into her on a visit home, perhaps less likely as time went on, but possible. The last few days I’ve found myself still looking for her. A few times I even thought someone looked like her and I started to perk up, only to realize it’s impossible, completely baffled that this time it is in fact, impossible.

I will continue to miss her laugh and her smile, choosing to take some comfort in the fact that I will see her again, without all the confines of human relationships and rules about breakups. And if I still know anything about Mrs. Lisa, I bet she’ll be one of the first to welcome people home when they get there. Whether it’s her arms you’re looking for or your own momma’s, she’ll hold the door open for us with a smile, I just know it.

Kinda Funny

I thought the blog could use a little update and what better place to start than here- ground zero.

After half a year spent working on my latest book proposal, a month for the right time to pitch and another 6-8 weeks to wait to hear back from publishers, the verdict is in…

PASS.

I have to admit, at first I wasn’t surprised. I stopped getting excited about “what could be” shortly after the third time life plans were canceled during the Covid era. I was in Pasadena, CA when I was delivered the news of a “no-go” on my book proposal while getting ready for a show that night. I tried not to let it rattle me mentally, but the truth is, it did. All I could hear over and over again was “See, nobody cares. See, you’re a nobody. See, you’re not good enough.”

I wanted to crawl back in bed, and for a little while, I did. I felt anxious all day, and tired from battling the anxiety with daily affirmations that seemed to stop working somewhere in between “I’m good enough” and “doggone it, people like me!” When I can’t think of my own affirmations, I just steal some from Stuart Smalley.

When I got to the venue that night I knew ticket sales were down. As an opener or a feature that never bothers me, I’m not the reason to buy tickets. But as the headliner, the supposed “why” people buy tickets to a show, I felt like a failure. I introduced myself to the feature and asked if he wanted to trade spots, “check back after I drink a little more and maybe I will,” he said. A few minutes before show time I checked back in, “how’s the drinking going?” I asked with a little elbow nudge. He laughed, assuming I was joking, and so I laughed as if to say, “Of course I’m joking!”

The feature started in, clearly a club comic with the 10 second formula, which is to get a laugh every 10 seconds. As a storyteller comic, that formula never worked for me. Could I afford to get to the punchline faster? In some cases, yes, but I also know my style and it’s not to be a one liner comic.

This has happened to me before where the feature comic’s style is so drastically different from mine that it starts to mess with my head, at least if the feature is killing it, which this feature was. I started to second guess myself and why I was even headlining. I was about to go on in 10 minutes while I was mentally trying to talk myself down off the edge of walking out the door.

Remember the movie Little Giants with Rick Moranis and Ed O’Neil about the pee wee football players who weren’t “good enough” to make the team? I felt like a little giant, capable, but in a league where she didn’t belong. I’m no comedian! I thought, I’m kinda funny, sure, but comedian!?! I kept hearing that one kid say over and over again, “football is 80% mental and 40% physical.” I’m only now realizing how horribly wrong that math was, but the same is true for stand up comedy, in essence, it’s mostly mental.

As the feature proceeded to make fun of religion and rip into politics, not unusual for a California show, I watched the audience keel over in laughter. Great, I thought, and now here comes the recovering preacher’s kid with a cleaner mouth and a penchant for therapy. I know that not everybody is going to like me, but it’s really hard to be okay with that when you’re onstage in front of 200 strangers, “just being yourself,” and the reaction is mostly crickets.

To be fair, my show wasn’t crickets, at least not this time. I found the audience members who were relieved for my sense of humor, and I did a “great job,” but it didn’t feel great. When you have shows where you really kill it, it makes it hard not to compare every show to that and think none are as good. Again, this is a head game, you can’t spend the rest of your career comparing all your shows to each other, or to anyone else’s, so I know it’s not going to help me by comparing, I’m just saying sometimes I can’t help but compare and shame myself accordingly.

I was relieved when the show was over, as I know as least two other ladies in the audience were who gave me NOTHING the entire time I was onstage. It felt like they wanted to make sure I knew I wasn’t funny and sat stone cold where they once keeled over in laughter as the guy before added to the masses of making everything political.

I don’t do political comedy, nor do I have any desire to go there, but I know as soon as a political comedian starts in on either side and the crowd is loving it, I’m in trouble. I’m a little too liberal for conservative audiences and a little too conservative for liberal audiences. Constantly unsure of where I fit, I find the people who jive with me most are people in neither extreme camp, but who are also just awkwardly figuring out how to navigate life. It’s the absolute slowest way to grow your audience, I guarantee it. Nothing sells faster than hatred, and I really try to steer clear. If I make fun of anyone, I make fun of myself, which doesn’t always land…

The weird thing with comedy is you can have a whole room laughing and be zero-ed in on those two frowning faces. I’ve gotten better at not focusing on them, but that night, between low ticket sales, a slower pace to the punchline and those two frowning faces, all coupled with the passes on my book proposal because I was “unknown” and “really, why would people care?” I was ripe for mental self destruction.

I can just as easily sit here now, removed from the situation and say, “it really wasn’t that bad, JJ,” at least not the show. But I can also recall how it felt in the moment, and in the moment is when the self doubt is the hardest to battle.

As for the publishing companies, they aren’t wrong. In this day and age of social media, a market so saturated with content that we’re losing our ability to engage in human interaction, why would people care who I am or what I have to say? Especially without 500K followers to “vouch for me”? They don’t want to take a risk on someone who doesn’t already have a large platform in a niche market where they know the book will sell. I get it.

Low risk, high reward, that’s what publishers want… Instagram influencers who don’t have much to say but a lot of people to say it to. Bravo, y’all.

And there goes my negativity creeping back in. Apologies. I guess instead of sitting in my room, pouting and swiping and comparing myself to everyone else on social media, I’m just going to keep writing, keep showing up for shows, keep trying to be myself.

I’ll be here, sharing the journey along the way: the stand up shows that are horror stories and the ones that went a little smoother. I want to share more about mental health and what it looks like in the comedy industry, at least for me, instead of faking it till I make it and struggling in silence.

Obviously, if you follow along here or on Instagram or join my email list, my heart would leap above and beyond with gratitude. But comedy is subjective, and I totally get it if I’m not your cup of tea… No worries (and by that I mean, I’ll for sure worry nonstop and eventually slap myself out of it after a good pep talk).

I’ll share more about my book soon, Kinda Funny, stories by a full-time comedian with four part-time jobs, so stay tuned! Until then, thanks for being here!

💜💜, JJ

Growing up 90s

“I wish I grew up in the 90s,” my niece said to me as she laid across my bed, staring up at the ceiling. I laughed and agreed that it was the best time to grow up; technology had not yet taken over, so much of it was still just an exciting experiment that we got to tinker with after coming in from playing outside.

“I heard there was only one phone for everyone in the house,” she said with a mix of amazement and curiosity. Mailey is 12 and going through an “obsession with the 90s” phase, the way I went through an “obsession with the 70s” phase at her age. I would ask my parents about folk music and what they did before video games. I am now my parents to my niece, giving her fascinating information about a time before her time.

My niece, Mailey, is visiting me in Tennessee this week, along with my nephew, Jackson, and my dad. Three generations in my house and I’m in the middle, no longer the kid at family gatherings. Wow, time flies.

“Yes!” I said, “there was only one phone, and only one person could be on it at a time. Your mom and I used to fight over that because we both wanted to talk to our boyfriends, but they would get a busy signal if they tried to call and the phone was already being used.”

“What does a busy signal sound like?” She asked. It felt very surreal, to be the grown up in the situation, explaining something that was as normal as peanut butter and jelly now be a non-existent thing of the past. “A busy signal? Yea, I guess you’ve never had to hear one… it’s like a contestant beep. It’s the most annoying sound in the world when you are trying to call your friends.”

“Weird,” she said, “so you just had to wait until someone else got off the phone?”

“Yea, OR…” I said, “we would do this thing called an emergency break through. You had to call the operator, say you wanted to do an emergency break through to a busy number. The operator would interrupt their phone call and say “hello, I have an emergency breakthrough from….” whatever name you wanted to give them. Oh man we used to do those all the time.” I laughed as I thought about the ways we tried to get ahold of our friends and boyfriends in the 90s.

“And the phone was plugged into the wall right?” Mailey asked, “one day I want to have a phone like that.” I laughed at the thought– kids now wanting a landline when all we wanted growing up was a cellphone. Whether landlines are cool now because they’re vintage or it’s simply a longing for a simpler time, I get it.

I continued to explain that someone couldn’t be on the computer and the telephone at the same time. The internet used the same phone line as the telephone, so you could only be on one or the other. “And,” I said, “if someone picked up the phone while you were trying to get online, it would kick you off, you had to start all over.” I watched Mailey absorb all the information I was telling her. “It sounds so much easier,” she said.

Technology was meant to make everything easier for us, and here was this 12 year old, laying at the end of my bed, aware of just how difficult and complex technology had made everything. Don’t get me wrong, technology has also done a lot of good for us, I’m not against it, I’m just aware of how destructive it can be if it takes over. “Yea, in a lot of ways, it was easier, we didn’t know what was going on with everyone else all the time. We couldn’t really compare ourselves to the girl in Holland making her own almond milk.”

Mailey’s trance broke, “what?” she asked. “Oh” I said, “just someone I follow on Instagram.” We both laughed and she agreed as she rolled her eyes at the notion of social media, “it’s weird because on the one hand I like it, and on the other hand, I hate it. And I hate seeing what everyone else is doing.”

I can’t imagine being 12 and having to grow up with social media, comparing yourself to the 12 year old who dresses like she’s 16. Where are her parents? And how am I now old enough to even care bout that question!? Her parents? What am I, someone’s mom?

I also can’t believe I’m at the age where everything I grew up with is considered a relic. I’m in this weird middle ground of thinking things like “kids these days, ridiculous!” and yet excessively buying Lisa Frank products on eBay because I want some of my own childhood back.

Mailey and I talked for a while longer, well past the time I stay up at my current age. As I noticed it nearing 1am I almost told her it was time for bed, and then I realized, she was on vacation, and she’d otherwise just be sitting on her phone, scrolling through content until her brain wore out and she’d finally fall asleep.

When people say “age is just a number, just keep doing things with gusto!” I think it should be less about cliff jumping and doing something “risky” for your age. I think it should be more about being willing to keep connecting with people, even when the easiest thing to do is call it a night, or scroll through your phone.

Mailey and I laughed and talked until 2am. I could barely keep my eyes open. I was hurting the next morning, but when I overheard Mailey re-telling the story, that she and Aunt JJ stayed up until 2am laughing, “my stomach still hurts,” she said, it was well worth every sleepless ache in my body.

Who needs cliff jumping when it’s just as intimidating and even more rewarding to figure out how to engage a 12 year old, in person, in the year 2022!?!

Bonding over the 90s: one remembering, one wondering- we make a great pair!

Elderly Love Part 1

A few years back I got to film my first comedy special in Provo, Utah with Dry Bar Comedy. It was a unique situation for me given Dry Bar’s religious affiliation. They don’t promote anything religious, in fact, you wouldn’t even know they were (except for maybe the name “Dry Bar,” meaning no alcohol- even at the bar), but I suppose that is the beauty of a company who can hold their own values without forcing them on someone else. I appreciate Dry Bar’s approach… they don’t ask other people to be religious, they just ask that everyone be respectful of what they value if you are going to perform on their stage. Fair enough.

It was unique because given certain religious values, you had to not only work clean, but their version of clean, which is a little cleaner than church clean. I work clean, so I wasn’t technically worried, but their version of clean knocked out at least three of my favorite bits, none of which are dirty, but perhaps a little suggestive and leave room for you to imagine what I may be talking about. There was no room for imagination with Dry Bar, there was only pure, unadulterated fun… along with no alcohol.

I had to do some rearranging, which really wasn’t too difficult, in part because of who would end up taking center stage of my material given the omission of at least three big bits. The new focus of my material would be less about awkward dating situations in my 30s, and more about my slightly senile 98 year-old Aunt Jackie. I hear a lot of comedians do jokes about their kids, and while I’m sure children produce golden material for parents, I don’t have any kids, so I can’t count on a kid saying the darnedest thing to put in my act. In recent years, after spending time with my Aunt Jackie, I realized I didn’t need kids to make good comedy, because it’s not just kids who say the darnedest things… so do the elderly.

I’ve always loved the elderly, had more of a heart for them than kids, which is funny to me because part of what I love is how childlike they can be at such an old age. For some reason childlike at an old age is more endearing. Childlike at a child’s age is just normal, sometimes annoying.

For as sweet as it can be, I know there can also be really difficult things about the elderly reverting to a childlike state, losing their memory, forgetting who people are, or even who they are… it’s hard.

In processing aging parents and memory loss with an older cousin of mine, she shared that her mom (a different aunt) had put a tide pod into her Keurig machine. Thankfully, she was caught before she drank it. While my cousin tried to keep her mother in her own home for as long as possible, it was getting too dangerous for her mom to be alone at all. Fretting over whether or not she was doing the right by putting her mother in a memory care unit of assisted living, her mom kept showing sign after sign that she couldn’t be alone, like walking the dog with an electrical cord.

They had pictures up all over the house, her mom constantly asking who these people were, “these people” being her kids and grandkids. Physically, her mom was in great shape, which perhaps made it even more dangerous as she’d wander off outside and walk down the street until she got lost, not knowing where to return home to.

“She stopped living after my dad died,” my cousin said, “she stopped engaging, stopped going to activities or meeting up with friends, it’s the isolation that I think took her memory.” The day they took her to assisted living she protested, “you can’t leave me here with all these old people!”

We laughed and we also felt sad. “You laugh or cry,” my cousin said, “so sometimes you just gotta laugh for it to all feel okay.” I realized I didn’t want to make fun of the elderly, but I wanted to make light of a hard situation, especially for the families going through the aging process with their elderly loved ones. Sometimes you just need to laugh, not to avoid what’s hard, but to be able to endure it.

When I shared my material about Aunt Jackie in my Dry Bar set people loved it. “We want more Aunt Jackie,” people would comment, along with things like “women are not funny.” But amongst the trolls and their insecure criticisms of other people were compliments and love for essence of Aunt Jackie.

My special came out in fall of 2019, which meant a few short months later the world would shut down due to COVID. The last time I saw Aunt Jackie was the time I shared about in my comedy special, just a few months prior to the performance. She was also living in a memory care unit of assisted living, diagnosed with dementia. Aunt Jackie had no idea she was a hit, and two years later, she may have had no idea who I was at all.

This last Monday my mom and I made a trip to finally go see her. Between COVID, COVID restrictions, and long distance there always seemed to be some reason for why we couldn’t quite make it. Knowing her time was limited if for no other reason than age alone, we made the trip.

We were warned before going to see her that she may not remember us at all. We prepared ourselves mentally but held out hope that she would be the same sharp and witty Aunt Jackie we’d always known, loved, and quoted over the years.

Once we were in the facility, we walked down a long hall passing door after door, most of which were wide open, revealing elderly men and women, some of whom were asleep with their mouths open, some of them reading or watching T.V. As we passed a door where a woman was reading a magazine I heard her yell out, “Dolly Parton is 75 years old!” She wasn’t talking to anyone so much as just remarking out loud. I love Dolly Parton, so naturally I lingered to see what the old woman was going to say, she did not disappoint… “What the hell am I doing in here?”

When we got to Aunt Jackie’s room, her door was slightly open. She had a roommate who’s bed sat next to the door and Aunt Jackie was nowhere in sight. “Hi,” my mom said, “we’re here to see Jackie Wallace.” Her roommate pointed towards the bathroom, “she’s in the tub.” By herself? we both thought, is that allowed? “She knew she had company coming,” her roommate said, “so she wanted to wash up.” Well that seemed like a good sign, at least she knew someone was coming.

My mom and I waited in a sitting area just down the hall from their room. After about five minutes we heard all the nurses making a fuss, some even arguing about a lost patient, probably a frequent argument in a memory care center. My mom and I gave each other that look you give someone when something awkward happens but you can’t say anything- it’s all in the raised eyebrows.

After another five minutes or so my mom whispered, “I hope she’s okay.” I said I’d go check again. I walked back to her room and peeked in when a nurse noticed me and asked if she could help me. “Yea, we have an appointment to see Jackie Wallace and her roommate said she was in bathtub so I wasn’t sure how to go about checking to see when she’d finish.” The nurse had an A-HA look on her face, “Oh my God, that’s where she is.” She rolled her eyes as if to say “duh,” and said they had been looking for her. “Why no one checked the bathroom is beyond me,” the nurse said, “I’m sorry, we’re usually a little more put together than this.” Apparently Aunt Jackie was the missing patient the nurses were trying to locate, she remembered she had guests coming, but didn’t remember she’s not supposed to bathe alone.

The nurse had someone go in and help her finish while we waited in the sitting area. The Golden Girls were on the big screen T.V. and it felt like too perfect of a setting. Rose was making omelets for the girls without the yolks, “so we don’t get too much cholesterol,” she told Sophia, but she hated to throw all the yolks out, so she decided to bag them up to give to the homeless. “Your heart’s in the right place,” Sophia said, “but I don’t know where the hell your brain is.”

There couldn’t have been a better quote to sum up a memory care center.

“And here she is!” A nurse said as he rolled Aunt Jackie into the room. She started to say a generic hello, one that every southern woman knows; you act pleased to see someone even if you aren’t sure how you know them.

Would she actually remember us, or possibly pretend like she did? “HEY!” my mom and I yelled, and we pulled down our face masks just to see if our faces would ring a bell.

To be continued…

Socially Distant Surf Contest!

“Everyone wants to know the story behind the stories.” -Kramer

For any of my friends and pals who follow along on my Instagram…. Here’s a little bit behind why my previous (and more to come) onslaught of stories include asking people to help me win a surfboard via Instagram! And why this might be the only surf contest I could ever come close to winning 😂🤣.

It’s socially distanced by default cause it’s all on social media! Head here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQyKkN7HK… to check out @mamalasurf on IG to like my photo…

Costa Rica Clouds! (Like this Photo on @mamalasurf’s Instagram profile to help me win!)

and anyone else’s surf photos… honestly who ever wins is gonna be stoked out of their mind and it’s kinda cool that gets to happen to someone!

The contest ends August 20th… Two days after my birthday, YIPPPPEEEE!!

Mental Health matters, and the ocean is my potion (OMG, did I just make that up!?!).

I don’t surf to be the best, I surf to feel alive!

I surf because I love it and for my own mental health, and I’m pretty sure all these rad women feel the same way too! Good luck, ladies!

And also please like my photo 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CQyKkN7HK…

(Contest takes place on Instagram… Directions included in video for my older generation friends!)

The DIY Comedy Special

Hi everyone!

Well, it’s been a loooong time since I’ve performed comedy, like a long time. Instead of waiting for Covid to clear or Netflix to notice me, I decided to take matters into my own hands and do it myself… make my own comedy special!

It felt appropriate to just go ahead and title it the DIY comedy special since crafting and DIY projects are how I navigated a year of canceled shows and universal chaos (and since I’m literally doing it all myself… you know how they say “it’s all about who you know”? I know no one).

And sooooo… This is it… the moment everyone (mostly my mom and a select few family members, but that’s okay 😂) have been waiting for… The DIY COMEDY SPECIAL! I spent the last six months working on this, and I had so much fun creating it with the hopes that it entertains you, as well as reminds you of some classic entertainment that is already out there!

It will be a live premiere so we’ll watch in real time, hope you can join us! May 28, 2021 6pm PST, 9pm EST! You can have YouTube send you a reminder for showtime! Also be sure to watch in HD or 4K for better quality!

Until then, if you haven’t yet, please consider going back to watch Trailer #4 to give you an idea of the audience and Trailer #5, featuring my manager going over all the pre-show stuff!

You can watch them here:

Trailer #4: The Assistant

Trailer #5: The Manager

And since the show is free, you can’t have a free comedy show without a merch table! But since this isn’t in-person and I don’t have a table… I got some online shops with prints, tees, and even original artwork!

Thanks for taking the time to poke around and support the creative arts!

MERCH SHOPS!!!!!!

The New Etsy Shop with JJ’s original artwork (30-40% off discount this weekend only) AND in honor if the DIY Comedy spacial, use promo code DIYCOMEDY for an extra 10% off!: https://www.etsy.com/shop/JJBarrowsArt

JJ’s comedy tee shirts and art prints: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jj-bar…

JJ’s art products including apparel, prints, towels, bedding, clocks, etc… : https://society6.com/jjbarrows

JJ’s Leggings, or as Mr. Manager calls them… “Pretty Little Painted Pants!”: https://society6.com/jjbarrows/leggings

You can also simply donate here: https://itscalledaspade.blog/donate/

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As a reminder, this is purely for entertainment, I’m not making any money off this video, any ad revenue goes to the copyright holders on YouTube. I included footage and music that I enjoy and wanted to share it with purely that in mind… enjoyment (especially after such a tough year!). No copyright infringement was intended.

Stay in Saturday. Ep. 6: All About That Mom!

In honor of Mother’s Day, this Saturday we’re celebrating all the moms and mom figures in our lives!

I’m sitting back on this one and sharing the space with a few other women to be able to talk about the meaningful women in their lives. We know relationships with parents can be complicated, but they can also be so, so good. While there’s room for everyone’s story and what this day means to them (if anything), this little space in time is for celebrating the women who came through and did the best they could with what they had!

Happy Mother’s Day, Mommas!! 💜💙💚💛🧡

Weekend Wednesday: The Truth About Whipped Coffee!

I’ve seen it everywhere… whipped coffee and whipped teas… it looks delicious, and let’s be honest, “super cute!”

I decided to take a stab at it and inform everyone of what everyone else is NOT talking about when they post these yummy looking pictures… the actual whipped part tastes HORRIBLE!! Apparently you stir it in with the milk?

I haven’t quite mastered the recipe, but I’m curious if anyone has encountered the same issue and doubted their ability to make it only to realize it does actually taste horrible.

I’ve now tried it twice with the same results… Any insight out there or is this just the way it is!?

Happy Wednesday!! See you Saturday!!

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